Danielo

I'm the OLD WIZARD Danielo, lost in this damn world
Magic slipping from my hands, like a fading pearl
Getting weaker by the minute, life's a harder fight
Few tricks in the village, just to make it through the night

Got a JOB from a farmer's wife, she had a cursed old spell
Hired me for GOLD enough to feast and drink in hell
Thought I'd break it in no time, I'd do it with flair
But I turned her into a snail, and didn't seem to care

Yeah, what's a little curse when she’s crawling on the land?
Who knew that my spell could fail so grand?

[Chorus]
Ohhh, I MESSED IT UP, yeah I TURNED HER INTO SLIME
Didn't even know I could do it this TIME
Now I'm crawling in the DIRT, in a GARDEN so green
I'm a wizard, She's a SNAIL, but no one has seen


Took the snail in a box, left it at the door
Of another WIZARD, with a note for sure
“TURN ME BACK,” it said, “I used to be a queen”
Then I scribbled, “Reward’s waiting, or so it’s SEEN”

HUNGRY now, so I tried some tricks
On the square, but my hands still twitched from kicks
People LAUGHED, yeah they MOCKED me - HEYY!
So I tried to vanish but turned into a snail

Gunther found me creeping slow, called me his little guest
Talked about his garden, said, "This place is the BEST"
I tried to speak, tried to make a stand
But I was just a SNAIL with NO MAGIC HAND

So I crawled through the garden, leaves so good to taste
Haven’t eaten like this, in such a long, long space
Said I’d stay a day, maybe two at best
But the food was so great and I wanted to rest

Now I'm friends with the other snails, they know my name
I tell them stories of MAGIC, but it’s not the same
Without my wand, my staff, or hands to move
I’m just an OLD WIZARD who’s lost his groove

[Chorus]
Ohhh, I MESSED IT UP, yeah I TURNED MYSELF INTO SLIME
Didn't even know I could do it this TIME
Now I'm crawling in the DIRT, in a GARDEN so green
I'm a wizard, I'm a SNAIL, but no one has seen

Yeah, what's a little curse when you’re already DAMNED?
Who knew being a SNAIL would be so grand?

In Gunther’s garden, everything’s alright
But sometimes I stare at the setting light
And I MISS the days, with my hat and my staff
Walking down the road, doing wizard stuff

[Outro]
(Danielo)
Just a wizard
(Danielo)
just a SNAIL
(Danielo)
In the garden
(Danielo)
I prevail...

[Ending]